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I wish there was a text equivalent to reaction videos I could respond with so you could see the ups and downs of my thoughts and accompanying expressions.

"He had Tom Cruise saunter but in a taller body."

Wah-wah!

"Tho it was the balding and belly-bulging Les Grossman of the movie Tropic Thunder"

Shit I did NOT expect the Tom Cruise kicking to continue!

"One summer night after we’d had sex, he took me with him to drive through the Taco Bell parking lot"

And now I know everything about him.

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You do a sentence like this: “Put winter in a cellar and make it sweat with fear, and you’ll get the smell of formaldehyde. Cruel and cold. “ yet somehow the fiction is going to be even better? Do not know how that is even possible but I can hardly wait.

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holy shit this was so good! and also informative re: fetal pigs... I'm pretty squeamish so i have a feeling you'd have wanted to show me the tail-trick when you were younger, although I'm also very curious so it's hard to predict if i would love or hate watching the tails move 😅

ditto Jeanne re: formaldehyde line... perfect 👏

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